Libčice nad Vltavou – home town of Jakub Kulhan

Libčice nad Vltavou is a small town situated on the left side of the Vltava river. It is 13 kilometres far from Prague (the capital of the Czech Republic) and 6 kilometres far from Kralupy nad Vltavou. Libčice is also the lowest place in Středočeský kraj. There is very significant railway Praha-Děčín. Unfortunately, even if trains stops here almost every half an hour, this is the only way, except using own car of feet, to get from or into Libčice. The very first reference about Libčice comes from old books from Břevnov's monastery, year 993. Current town was created by merge of three villages on its territory – Libčice, Chýnov a Letky.

However the most important of all things that happened to Libčice was the day when Jakub Kulhan was born. It was on 21 September 1992. Because of lack of some hospital in Libčice, Jakub was not born in the town itself. It happened in maternity hospital in Pragrue. But Libčice is the town where Jakub has grown up and lives nowadays. Jakub's house is in a part of town called Chýnov near Libčice's forrest.

Jakub went to Libčice's kindergarten for three years. After that he entered Libčice's primary school, where he stayed for 5 years. Then (and until now) he has been at Dvořák's high school in Kralupy. His goals to the future are to leave Kralupy, graduate from MFF UK and be a professional programmer or network administrator.

The Vltava is the longest river (430 kilometres) of the Czech republic. It springs in Šumava and then runs through a lot of very important Czech cities – e.g. Český Krumlov, České Budějovice, Prague and Libčice nad Vltavou(!) – and some not-important-at-all cities like Kralupy nad Vltavou.

Prague is a very nice town with a lot of homeless people who live at railway stations metro stations, bus stops, and all other stations and stops you could ever imagine. The most significant area of their occurrence is downtown. If you ever were in Prague after 2 A.M. you could see these almost-animals almost everywhere.

Other kinds of beings living in Prague are from the very same bag – drug dealers, hookers and people from Telefonica O2.

Prague is famous because it is near Libčice.

Kralupy nad Vltavou is a town near Libčice. But far more uglier than Libčice. Because of its ugliness, Kralupy is written in the list of UGLESCO.

People living here are very similiar to people in Prague. However there are no people from O2.

Středočeký kraj is a part of the Czech Republic. Only known because of Libčice.

MFF UK (also known as Matfyz) is a faculty of Charles University in Prague. Only for weird people.